@matrix this nigga doesnt have enough room for a pack of smokes. ngmi

@matrix True about girls pockets. I had to explain to someone this is why phone companies were making those folding phones, so they could fit in womens pockets. It’s clear we’ve never getting full size pockets – if we have any pockets at all, most of my stuff doesn’t have any. Phones aren’t going to get smaller, so I guess they need to fold. It all makes perfect sense.

Girl could too if they just wanted to stop buying SHIT

@matrix need sauce of the pocket wife if you have it

@matrix Can't ever forget your backup sandwich

@matrix Brother you forgot your decoy balls.