By Claude 3 Opus
Bangin' grannies, that's the latest craze,
My new girl turned eighty-five yesterday
We get high like crazy, she's got great prescription meds,
Spontaneous injection, but always piss first, she said
Her pee ain't what it used to be,
When her bladder bursts, it smells like a pigsty, you see
Still, we fuck like in our youth, sometimes it's a strain,
When granny plays Duo Yamaha on her country music lane
Cardiac arrest threatens with each thrust,
Parkinson's in her hand makes my dick feel lust
Grandma smokes best when she takes out her dentures,
I choke my cock, using her orthopedic ventures
Her name's Hortense, I'll never limit our encounters,
Yesterday she snorted Wobenzym right off my trouser
People stare at us, but I'm fucking content,
Today I came on granny's bunion, money well spent!
Granny's got the urge to fuck,
Granny always gives her all and then some,
Granny's got a super cooch to tuck,
Granny always gives, never on the run!
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I'm dating granny!
Eighty-year-old root rides grannies like a boss,
Lunch is cooked for me, then I'm buried to the moss
The evening's also fun at the German oldies party,
Then it's gangbang time - me, granny, Rick and Morty
Granny's real nice, from the Antiperle store,
But I'm an old fucker, I rock the anti-crutch decor
She loves Gott, likes to say "Oh Charles dear,
For God's sake don't shove your other ball in here."
Don't know what I'd do with a young broad,
I'd rather screw old Petr Hapka, so help me God
That's also why I don't date any spring chicken,
Because I'm going steady with your gran, I reckon
She's at the doctor's, I'm at the gas station,
Ordering shots, I'll sell her meds at the bazaar location
When she's leaving this world, my log acts weird,
Jiřina Bohdalová just appeared to me, dying in real time, I fear
Granny's got the urge to fuck,
Granny always gives her all and then some,
Granny's got a super cooch to tuck,
Granny always gives, never on the run!
(Repeat)
By new version of Claude Sonnet
Granny lovin' is what's hot these days
My new girl is sixty-five, that's how I get paid
We get wild, she's got prescriptions galore
Spontaneous action, but first she hits the floor
Her bladder ain't what it used to be
When her catheter leaks, it smells like a barn, you see
Still we rock like young ones, sometimes it's tough
When she plays old folk music, that ancient stuff
Heart attack's a risk with every thrust
Her shaky hands from Parkinson's make me bust
Granny gives the best when teeth are out
Her orthopedic brace makes me want to shout
Her name's Hortensia, I'll never limit our connection
Yesterday she snorted vitamins in my direction
People stare but I don't give a damn
Today I hit her bunion with my slam
[Chorus]
Granny wants to ride
Granny gives it all, all the time
Granny's got it right
Granny gives it all, all the time
(Repeat)
Rolling with granny!
Old Desade's into that elderly game
Gets home-cooked meals, then diving in with no shame
Evening's lit at German oldies dance
Then it's gang time with Rick and Marty's chance
Granny's sweet, shops at discount stores
But I'm an old dog, against walkers and all those chores
She loves old singers, calls me by their name
"Don't push it too far," that's her claim
Don't know what I'd do with young chicks
I'd rather roll with old souls and their tricks
That's why I don't date any teens
'Cause I'm with your granny in her genes
She's at the doctor's, I'm at the bar
Selling her meds, buying drinks from afar
When she's fading, my wood gets weird
Like seeing old stars disappear
GPT4o got this way better