By Claude 3 Opus
Bangin' grannies, that's the latest craze,
My new girl turned eighty-five yesterday
We get high like crazy, she's got great prescription meds,
Spontaneous injection, but always piss first, she said
Her pee ain't what it used to be,
When her bladder bursts, it smells like a pigsty, you see
Still, we fuck like in our youth, sometimes it's a strain,
When granny plays Duo Yamaha on her country music lane
Cardiac arrest threatens with each thrust,
Parkinson's in her hand makes my dick feel lust
Grandma smokes best when she takes out her dentures,
I choke my cock, using her orthopedic ventures
Her name's Hortense, I'll never limit our encounters,
Yesterday she snorted Wobenzym right off my trouser
People stare at us, but I'm fucking content,
Today I came on granny's bunion, money well spent!
Granny's got the urge to fuck,
Granny always gives her all and then some,
Granny's got a super cooch to tuck,
Granny always gives, never on the run!
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I'm dating granny!
Eighty-year-old root rides grannies like a boss,
Lunch is cooked for me, then I'm buried to the moss
The evening's also fun at the German oldies party,
Then it's gangbang time - me, granny, Rick and Morty
Granny's real nice, from the Antiperle store,
But I'm an old fucker, I rock the anti-crutch decor
She loves Gott, likes to say "Oh Charles dear,
For God's sake don't shove your other ball in here."
Don't know what I'd do with a young broad,
I'd rather screw old Petr Hapka, so help me God
That's also why I don't date any spring chicken,
Because I'm going steady with your gran, I reckon
She's at the doctor's, I'm at the gas station,
Ordering shots, I'll sell her meds at the bazaar location
When she's leaving this world, my log acts weird,
Jiřina Bohdalová just appeared to me, dying in real time, I fear
Granny's got the urge to fuck,
Granny always gives her all and then some,
Granny's got a super cooch to tuck,
Granny always gives, never on the run!
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