Stewie lists his 10 most favourite gay male pornstars, and tells everyone their penis sizes in detail
Quagmire lists off his personal top 10 anime waifus in great detail and Chris can only respond with "GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!"
Mort explains the benefits of an all wall breaker attack in clash of clans
Chris can only speak in clang compiler errors while the family talks about their favourite cars
Chris talks about how he loves Cofi from the popular web series "Chikn Nuggit"
Dr. Hartman explains various STDs and their effects on the body, but explained using only Half-Life 1 game terminology
Death talks about his recent work overload due to the Palestine Israel conflict
Mort's pharmacy is being audited. Mort reads out his extremely long suicide note, pulls out a pistol, holds it in his mouth, and pulls the trigger
Lois gives the too 10 reasons she loves slurping Cleveland’s big black cock
Lois shoves a stick of dynamite up her pussy and lights it on fire
Ancient Greek gods Petersephone and goddess Loisantus have hot and mythological Greek sex while speaking in Old English
Chris screams in all caps every word that rhymes with "AAAAAAAAAAAAPE."
God lists each human tragedy he personally had a hand in. Chris responds to each one with either "COOL!" or " NOT COOL!"
Chris talks about his new favorite cartoon: My Nationalist Pony
Peter tells Mort what Karl Marx said on the Jewish Question, Mort cries and circumcises Peter for offending him so bad
Sneakers O'Toole keeps trying to explain that him taking his sneakers off will trigger a global race war spanning centuries
Muriel and Neil walk in on Mort jerking off to big booty ebony snowballing porn. They big him to stop as the pharmacy is flooded by his massive orgasms.
Stewie describes to the family how submissive and breedable Vaporeon is
Sneakers O'Toole can only say "Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger" except they replace the t in tigger with an N
Evil Monkey hates his nickname. He’s not evil, he’s just a Nazi! Mort finds his plea endearing and reasonable
Everyone can only say "Tigger='';" but replace the "t" with an "n"
Quagmire lists 10 bits of Nintendo merchandise that he has used as a cock ring
joe can only say "joe='';". brian can only say "bedman from guilty gear" peter can only say "wa;" lois can only say "carterlanguage" stewie can only say "i highly doubt that, lois." chip isfreaked out
Chris and Meg imagine what their lives would be like if they were a couple
Jerome says "I'm going to rape your family, Heil Hitler" Mort says "I'm going to bankrupt your family, Hail Satan"
Carter goes on a racist rant towards Cleveland. Cleveland can only respond with "i'm CLEVELAND and i'm BLACK" enraging carter even more
Peter gives detailed instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb
mort reads his exhaustively long and heartbreaking suicide note, he can only talk like jar jar binks
Death reveals that leprechaun terrorist mastermind Patrick O'Neeger is actually his biological father
Trump points his orbital cannon at Cleveland's house blowing it up, and leaving Cleveland in his bathtub, falling out
God is on vacation and gave the keys to Carter for the weekend. Carter has decided get rid of the blacks, gays, women
mort is the weatherman. He says "wake up, bitches" then he says "='';"
Peter has to apologize to the FBI after his video giving instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb
Peter gives detailed instructions on how to make heroin for personal use
Peter gives a detailed recipe with instructions on how to make a cum souffle
Chris gives extremely detailed instructions on how to make a dog cum
Hummer Guy can only say "DUDE, KILLING TIGGERS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!". (Replace the T in TIGGERS with N)
@PurpCat the dialogue is on a similar level 
Carl has died and gone to Heaven but God won’t let him in until he shamefully reads all his life stats for gay sexual relations