Chinese chicken

@matrix Chinese people eat 380% more plastic than any other ethnicity

@matrix

There's a cat in the kettle at the Pekin Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough

@matrix @RealRaul

@matrix vegan chicken nuggets aren't 100% toilet paper there is also microplastic

@matrix A cat is fine too, provided it has been properly taken care of and has been prepared and cooked properly, so it's not full of toxoplasmosis.