Does anyone knows a good way to deter porch pirates?

Some asshole attempted to steal my shipment of ramen today. I got a notification that the item was shipped after the guy tried to steal it. I'm lucky my dad likes to do yard work near dusk
Update:

I was lectured by my mom over my packages and turns out she got everything wrong. My dad was complaining about the driver cutting across his nicely cut grass. I have no idea how she got a guy trying to steal a package from that.
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