@Ox We have this place in DC called insomnia which is a bakery that's open almost all night.
They have two tiny shops in the city, but they make the absolute dankest stuff you've ever had.
They're one of those local secrets.
There's a cupcake shop in Georgetown that's been featured on TV a bunch of times, so there's always a line around the block of people trying to get in, but true DC citizens know where to go.
DC is like that. For example you can find amazing fucking restaurants tucked away in random places, often much cheaper, that no one knows about.