My work partner informed me Thursday that he'd had breakfast with a buddy "who was banging a chick" that just tested positive for corona virus. He said his friend took a test, and it came back negative, but he texted me this morning and said his follow up test came back positive.

My partner doesn't think he's got it since it's been 9 days and he still feels fine, but we'll see.

The moral of the story is no casual sex outside of wedlock with PlagueThots.

@alcade Or maybe just no sex outside of wedlock...

@realcaseyrollins yes but I know you kids can't control yourselves so I keep my expectations low.

@alcade I'm a #Christian so that helps I guess