> chilling on a couch
> i get weather alert on my phone
> “BWOOOOOOOP! BWOOOOOOOP! BWOOOOOOP!”
> “ATTENTION YOU FOOL! YOU ARE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER! YOUR PATHETIC LIFE WILL PERISH IN SECODS AND YOUR SOUL IS TO BE CONSUMED BY A HURRICANE! RUN FOR SHELTER! STOCK UP NON-PERISHABLES! RUN NOW! GOD IS ANGRY AND YOU ARE IN HIS WARPATH!”