@coolboymew
* Anarcho-capitalists: Your tortoise is yours and anyone taking it without permission is violating the NAP
* Anarcho-communists: Your tortoise can be used as a means of production of meat so it belongs to the collective. Give it up now.
* Mutualists: Your tortoise is yours while you are still holding it. Once you put it down, it's up for grabs.
* Anarcho-primitivsts: You can keep it, but it's cage is a product of industrial society, so it has to go.
*Anarcho-Transhumanism: We're gonna give that tortoise lasers and a jet pack lmao
*Green Anarchism: Everyone has a pet tortoise at the tortoise sanctuary.
*Egoist Anarchism: Everything is my property, (don't worry, im not gonna steal urs, i already stole one from the sanctuary, but shhh dont tell the greenies).