The downfall of every content creators:
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(((INTRO CLIP)))
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"Alright, let's jump RIGHT into the video"
(((7 minutes of offtopic bullshitting)))
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(((finally ontopic stuff)))
"Make sure you check out that bottom-tier VPN service I'm shilling for again, get my new book on Amazon and Audable, get clothing from my Tsprings page, leave a comment, give this video a like, subscribe to my channel, follow me on this whole array of non-JewTube platforms, become a channel MEMEber, join my Discord server, catch me on Telegram and Signal, support me on Patreon and SubscribeStar, get storable food, the links are in the description"
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"Alright, see you all next time!"
Total video length: 20 minutes.
Total amount of advertisement (including both AdNonsense and in-video shilling): 19 minutes.
Total amount of actual content: 1 minute.