@shebang @xianc78 It's like the Babylon Bee and mid-2000s John Stewart .. everything that was once parody is either now, or will be, reality

@ryo I bet this app automatically uninstalls any crypto app on your phone. Then again, you're an idiot if you use your phone for crypto payments.

Apps can do that?
>you're an idiot if you use your phone for crypto payments
Why?

@Hyolobrika @xianc78 Because phones are never private, they're never secure, never made to be as such, and no way to fully mitigate all the problems.
Well, technically you can, but then you basically have an offline-only laptop with just a tiny touch screen and no keyboard and mouse/trackpad/trackpoint and a lack of customization options.

What if you want to get some crypto in a face-to-face trade? I.e. to spend or donate online.
What if you've got some crypto in an online trade and you want to spend it IRL?
I imagine it's a bit inconvenient to convert from/to cash all the time.

@Hyolobrika @xianc78 Though makes more sense you'd want to use a phone for IRL transactions, but in reality, how likely is this going to happen?
I've only ever seen a crypto payment option in webshops, which can be done using a desktop alone too.

There's a physical shop near me that accepts BTC. Doesn't look like they sell anything interesting though.

@xianc78 Wouldn't you have to manually install the crapp though (well, if it comes with Goolag Android and iOS, it's a bit different)?
I wonder if any experienced crypto bro would be dumb enough to ever install this WEF crapp.