Will be given a 9.2/10 trad wife and enough land in the countryside to not only be self-sufficient but also have bounty for you and your family (around 10² miles with creeks, forests, lakes, fields, caves, ore, oil, and wildlife). No sickness or injury will afflict you or your family. You are also exempt from all property tax.
But...
You will have to consume no less than 1 oz of type I marijuana flower in any given 7 day long period of time. If you choose to consume it orally it must be decarboxylated beforehand. Everyone in a 200 mile radius is aware of your consumption method. You may use it in ointments, soaps, lotions, etc. but that use does not count towards your total required intake. Failure to do so will result in your family dying and your land being burnt. You will then be imprisoned for killing your family. However, you will be permitted to grow and cultivate your own marijuana on your property. You are also free to shoot at, kill, or punish any feds or other criminals on your property in any manner you wish as long as you think they could potentially be a threat to you or your family.
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But...
You will have to consume no less than 1 oz of type I marijuana flower in any given 7 day long period of time. If you choose to consume it orally it must be decarboxylated beforehand. Everyone in a 200 mile radius is aware of your consumption method. You may use it in ointments, soaps, lotions, etc. but that use does not count towards your total required intake. Failure to do so will result in your family dying and your land being burnt. You will then be imprisoned for killing your family. However, you will be permitted to grow and cultivate your own marijuana on your property. You are also free to shoot at, kill, or punish any feds or other criminals on your property in any manner you wish as long as you think they could potentially be a threat to you or your family.
#poll
So I get to have land, an attractive wife, do drugs and kill anyone trying to stop me... and the downside is?
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@jetzkrieg @sjw The downside is the property tax. You shouldn't have to pay taxes at all.
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@xianc78 @jetzkrieg did you not read the post at the top of the thread?
@sjw @jetzkrieg It's late at night and my meds are wearing out. I tend to misread things because of it.
@sjw @jetzkrieg i thought it said "all taxes except property tax". I have what I call "late-night dyslexia".
