I fucking hate the word "y'all" and I really hate that even non-southern Americans are using it.

@xianc78 Seconded. Fuck's sake.

People used to use it to add some redneck/salt-of-the-earth effect to their speech, and it was an annoying affectation back then. Then the last few years it's gotten picked up by scoldy social justice types that want to sound *ahem* "urban". Every other word that comes out of their mouths sounds like "New England prep school" and then they say "y'all" and it grates on the ears.
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@p I've always say "you guys", but that's not acceptable anymore because it's "gendered language". The whole thing makes me wish modern English had two separate second-person pronouns for singular and plural.

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@xianc78 @p "you guys" is standard here in the Midwest, sometimes just "you" and the plurality is implied by context. My roommate is from Pittsburgh and says "yinz" all the time.
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> but that's not acceptable anymore because it's "gendered language".

Yeah, I think nobody actually cares but lunatics. Maybe it's because of where I live, but I didn't ever have to stop saying "you guys".
@p @xianc78 I like "hey gang" or "hey brothers and sistas"
@jesu @xianc78 Just use a series of racial slurs, then no one will hassle you when you say "Ah, fine, I'll just say 'you guys' instead of 'what up my crackas'." :bruceforsythe:
@p @jesu @xianc78 I tried this approach with "moba" by borrowing the 4chan backronym for it, but it hasn't caught on yet.
@p @xianc78 "Hey cracker, we're going down to the park for a pick-a-nick, can you pass the nilla wafers? thanks cracker!"
@p @xianc78 crackers also like hamburgers, hot dogs, potato chips, and nilla wafers, cracker
@xianc78 @p a funny life hack is you're actually allowed to say whatever you want no matter what internet cry babies say
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