First Round #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD:
Suiseiseki beat Gleason 31-19. This match was close until later in the day, when Suiseiseki's hate club burst through for a win for him.
Today's match is very much a snoozer - Zonk vs. d0c. We have an unironic furfag going up against a regular troll. This is the first matchup we've had where the two participants aren't really culturally similar at all...so I don't have a read on this match.
What happens happens.
Notes:
@SiRrogueKnight has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 10th: Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
June 11th: Maija vs. Kirby.
June 12th: Based Lunatic vs. Tony
June 13th: CSB vs. Hachi.
June 14th: SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry
June 15th: Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever
June 16th: Graf vs. Wiz
June 17th: Tomato vs. Suiseiseki
June 18th: TBD
June 19th: Quarterfinals 1
June 20th: Quarterfinals 2
June 21st: Quarterfinals 3
June 22nd: Quarterfinals 4
June 23rd: Semifinals 1
June 24th: Semifinals 2
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
Suiseiseki beat Gleason 31-19. This match was close until later in the day, when Suiseiseki's hate club burst through for a win for him.
Today's match is very much a snoozer - Zonk vs. d0c. We have an unironic furfag going up against a regular troll. This is the first matchup we've had where the two participants aren't really culturally similar at all...so I don't have a read on this match.
What happens happens.Notes:
@SiRrogueKnight has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 10th: Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
June 11th: Maija vs. Kirby.
June 12th: Based Lunatic vs. Tony
June 13th: CSB vs. Hachi.
June 14th: SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry
June 15th: Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever
June 16th: Graf vs. Wiz
June 17th: Tomato vs. Suiseiseki
June 18th: TBD
June 19th: Quarterfinals 1
June 20th: Quarterfinals 2
June 21st: Quarterfinals 3
June 22nd: Quarterfinals 4
June 23rd: Semifinals 1
June 24th: Semifinals 2
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight It seems like hachi is spamming your hashtag.
@xianc78 @SiRrogueKnight 
Hachi going for the win I see! Truly amazing!
Hachi going for the win I see! Truly amazing!
@xianc78 @SiRrogueKnight Honestly even trying despite their opponent being CSB - that's truly a faggoty spirit that's to be admired out of one of DRC's finest trolls! Absolutely getting mentioned in their thread, you can't really overlook that level of refusal to give up in the face of adversity!
