"None of this would have happened if I was President" except it's a MAP/Pedo Party candidate.
if a map was president, the pizzagate conspiracy theorists would be losing their minds and start crying doomday.
I remember back in the day when I was one of those guys.
What was the cure?
Loli porn. lol.
LOLI PORN FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Best recent example is the claim that the Obummer Iran nuclear (which Trump unilaterally pulled out of in 2018, leading Iran to go against the IAEA) deal was bad but Trump's Iran nuclear deal is good.