I was going to have sex with my boyfriend, but that's unsafe now, with corona going around. See you guys in a few hours, gonna go suck some dicks at the local gloryhole instead. It's the safest way to have sex now.

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-and-sex

why does this country continue to exist? what the fuck is wrong with canada?
kissing your boyfriend during sex? you're gonna catch corona! go suck dicks at the gloryhole instead.