straight people often worry about the gay agenda
they say gays are pushing their ideology on their kids in school to turn them gay
they wonder, "how can I protect my kids, and keep them straight?"
well, I've got news for you: you can't. it's already too late. your kids are already gay.
now I know what you're thinking. "My son's got a girlfriend. I've heard them fucking. He's straight as an arrow."
Really? He's got a girlfriend, so what? Guess what, dumbass: your "son" has been on HRT for 5 months now, and you never even noticed. And her girlfriend's dick's almost twice as long. Probably bigger than yours.
We've already won. Heterosexuality will be outlawed within a decade, as it always should have been. It's game over for you.