I spend hours writing up a good post. It's witty, enlightening, funny. It has depth and layers that would take a professional literary analyst years to unravel. It is my magnum opus, the most beautiful combination of words I have ever written, perhaps that anyone has ever written.

Nothing. It is lost to the void. No one sees it. No one cares. It has no value.

I take a moment to lament this, and in bitter irony, I say one simple word. Just a few keystrokes. Something meaningless. "poggers". Like after like floods in. Minor little nothing reactions but reactions all the same. It inspired more recognition than the sum of my life's work.

And that, my friends, is the true beauty. The true satire. The deeper meaning and purpose behind my effortposting.