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>advertisements don't work on me
Yes they do. If they didn't then companies wouldn't be spending billions to run them. Adblock everything and everything because they target the subconscious and clutter your mind

Here is a thing with the lockdowns.

They were always fake, fake and fake. We all know the ‘rona is a slightly nastier flu, but that’s it. It had no power to destroy the world — we knew this right away too.

All that was ever needed was, if you were in the threat demographic, to take precautions. That would have been fine. That was enough.

Well here we are, still on a pointless lockdown — and why? No reason beyond using it for politics, trading lives for power. Get this through your thick heads, the state only uses you for power, that’s it. Your lives mean nothing to the elites. Here is the damn proof, laid bare for the world to see, if only you’d just fucking look.

Yet still, I endlessly hear people yammer on and on about how the state offers protections to them. Really? You mean the cops fining you for drinking a coffee in your car? Or pulling their guns and attacking you for wearing a stormtrooper costume on May 4th? The same cops who took 14 hours to stop a single gunman in Nova Scotia?

You aren’t being protected by the State, you are being used by it.

Can Alex Gleason be uncancelled already?
Clickbait factories masquerade as progressive/social justice defenders to keep the conversation going i just learned it and there's a new VM and somehow ended up with a hammer.

I should synthesise these tbh. I'm gonna have a 50% chance to notice girldick buldges. I need before getting hormones, but also I have discovered the truest centrist

tbh of all the things wrong with Pokemon Rejuvenation, the thing that pissed me off the most was the side quest to get Type: Null
You need a handful of different items to get him, one of which is a magnet. The NPC who needs the magnet recommends you get it from a Nosepass. Nosepass show up in a single area. They have a 1% chance of spawning, the lowest spawn rate possible in a pokemon game. When they do spawn, they only have a 5% chance of having a magnet. That means you have a 0.05% chance of getting a magnet per wild encounter, in that one area. That's the officially recommended strategy.
There's one other way to get one which is significantly easier, but a bit obscure and unintuitive, by doing a separate side quest. Some painter wants you to show him a few specific pokemon, and if you show him all the pokemon he wanted to see, he gives you a magnet. No one who wasn't using a guide would realize they'd get a magnet as a reward for it, and the NPC who gives you the quest to get a magnet doesn't even mention it and implies Nosepass are the only way you can get one.

Sweat is like the ultimate sexual attractiveness multiplier. Bad becomes much worse, good becomes much better.
Take someone slightly unattractive, make them sweaty, they become gross.
Take someone very unattractive, make them sweaty, they become absolutely repulsive.
Take someone hot, though, and add sweat, and their sexiness skyrockets. Especially if they're very fit, then it's like it gets a hidden bonus multiplier.

How do I see what email is connected to my account on fedilab?
I have no idea which of my dozens of emails I used to sign up to gameliberty and now I can't log in on PC

I've been having a pretty good day. Feeling good.

I didn't die this time. And even bought a ribbon for Melia.
God I love Melia. Melia's so perfect. She's the best ever. Melia is so cool. We should all talk about Melia. I wish I was as cool as Melia.

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On todays exciting episode of where the fuck is Melia, we find Melia. And maybe die again.

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@tuxcrafting @pony @fluffy @piggo I created randomencounter in part to showcase the possibilities of what you could do with a Pleroma server.
Reminder:
>immoral and duplicitous footfags are taking advantage of the "haha feet amirite" climate to harvest foot pics
@fluffy @georgia
No no no then you will attract normie wahmen, you need to be you, so you attract the special autism super females, only the best quality for the best kind of person.

but don't have kids

only heaven deserves your children

not this shitty evil world
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