@Remejy Child me: Why can't I show off?
Jerks: People would get the wrong idea
Child me: What's that mean?
Jerks: It means they will try to touch you "down there"
Child me: *eyes light up* I like that! I wanna be touched down there!!
Jerks: No, they would touch it a bad way, a way you don't want them to
Child me: *now scared shitless but still horny as fuck* *stares off into space thinking about being raped*
Great job adults!