@Jazzy_Butts try orange juice
could also try something like sparkling water and lime juice or lemon juice

@Jazzy_Butts if you told me i couldn't mix vodka with mountain dew anymore....


....i'd chug the mountain dew first, and then chug vodka, and let it mix in my belly.





probably not what you need to hear, but this is almost religious.

@Jazzy_Butts I don't really drink, cause my family has this thing where we don't really get drunk, and most of it tastes yucky. I do like the science behind bartending though. You could use soda water as a mixer to kill the burn, and add just a splash of a juice or syrup for flavor. It should be pretty similar, but with less sugar. Well, if you use a syrup, you can't go crazy or you're back to soda, but still. Or bump the vodka up to everclear so you get fucked up faster and drink less in total.