I joke and also schizopost a lot and schizoposts should not be taken as my seriously held beliefs.
My seriously held beliefs are as follows:
A) I love sissy gay boys for having sex with consensually
B) I love tomboys even though their vaginas can sometimes gross me out
C) I love milfs even though same problem as above
D) Old man dicks are arousing, but not the old men
E) Animal rights are important, but I only think they have the right not to be tortured, not the right to not be killed and eaten (not even people have that right in a survival situation)
F) I want gays to feel safe, because when gays feel safe I can have more gay sex
G) Trans rights and trannies are whatever gender they say they are
H) Boarders are fake and gay
I) If fake gay boarders exist their existence should be enforced
J) Immigrants better speak English if they want to talk me otherwise I won't understand what they're saying
K) I like cuddles, a LOT, I WILL cuddle you if you SMELL NICE and you LET ME, I will sniff you