"Yarrggg" Cumbeard said as he looked through his spyglass,

Cumbeard: "Aye, those be some faggots off the port bow, I can seem em tryin to destroy me content, limey bastards! First mate"

First mate: "Pip pip, orders sir?"

Cumbeard: "Ready the cum cannons! We'll show these salty dogs what hapens to content saboteurs!!"