The normies laughed, and guffawed, their cheap trashy accents echoing as they spoke between gurgles. They didn't know this would be their last night of being shitty. A beast was hunting the normies, a beast of memetic proportions, a beast which has existed through the ages. The beast broke in through the door, immediately ripping out a female normies fallopian tubes and eating them. "This is beast time!" shouted the beast over the normies screams. The beast lunged at a fat normie male, who moments ago was asserting dominance over the group gleefully with his faggoty sounds, blood exploded from the mans head when the beast clamped down and crushed it in its mighty jaws. "Next I'm gonna shove my detachable dick up your ass!" the beast cried while pointing at a random member of the group, then the beast -in one smooth motion- removed its dick and shoved it up the normies ass, killing them instantly. "Dick, return!" the beast exclaimed, to the shock and awe of the horrified remaining normies, the beasts dick rose out of the dead normies ass, hovered in the air, and snapped back into place on the beast.
To be continued...?