Ok fedi just going completely schizo and losing my mind and thinking the fediverse is an actual person and all the posts are her saying things (she's a little disjointed)

Me: *Puts fediverse gf next to me*
Me: *Sigh*, I never thought I'd have someone again, you know?
FediGf: Wow, yea, babies, right wing, journos
Me: See you get it, you understand what it's LIKE
FediGf: You, faggot, me, defederation, family vacation
Me: You know what, maybe we do need a vacation!