The true definition of Left and Right politically comes from France when two political parties were fighting, pro King on literally the right side of the room, Anti King on the left. Since the King is allied with the church, the Left was also anti Church. This is how to remember what each side really, at the core, stands for. The left stands for logic and science, and the right stands for letting some fat faggot fuck your wife because his Kingly seed must bless your wifes womb, and bending over so the church can extort your ass then throw you under the bus for sinning in some such way.