One time at a party a few years back a stray child climbed me. Like a tree. They climbed up my leg, until I ended up holding a random kid. They were small too, like, they were only a bit taller than my knee. Didn't know them, they didn't know me, that was the first time they saw me, and they just climbed me out of nowhere. Don't know why. Still think about it every now and then. Did they just really want to be tall? Were they psychic or smth, and knew what I'm into? I don't think I'll ever know.
And they weren't unattended or anything, their mom was following them, and was right there when I was getting climbed and eventually holding the kid. Apparently they were fine with it? I mean, I like kids, so I'm not gonna complain too much, but I feel like she probably should have told the kid not to climb strangers. And I mean, I handed the girl back to her mom, but it was still a weird situation.
@Sudodeme I had a kid (boy) staring at me in the grocery store and it was confusing af, he was like, fixated and I was like weirded out just minding my business, he even started talking to me and that's when I realized he was into my shirt (comic book character shirt), I just smiled when he said "you like so and so?!" like he was surprised and I'm just like "Yea lol he's pretty cool!" while trying to get tf away from this kid (I'm paranoid someone will freak out on me just for existing near a child).
