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Me, eating chicken soup: This isn't chicken soup, this is a chicken ORGASM (because the soup is so good tasting I feel like I'm cumming when I eat it)
Peta: HOW DARE YOU SEXUALIZE THE DEATH OF AN ANIMAL
Me: Calm down the soup tastes good
I had these chicken thighs still when I started getting uncomfortable with meat again, and I didn't want to waste them (the only thing worse than participating in a system of animal mistreatment is letting them go to waste once they're dead) so I made some super good ass mf'n soyp