*after eating your 1,000th human meat burger*
"Ahhhh, finally, all my feelings of insecurity are gone! On account of I just ate 1,000 human meat burgers! When human meat burgers were legalized I knew it was a good day for me, and I immediately went out and bought my first human meat burger. After tasting the first bite of that delicious human meat burger I knew I had finally found a way to feel truly triumphant in life; By consuming human flesh! You see, by consuming human flesh I am proving I have what it takes to compete in this competitive world, and now that I've eaten 1,000 human meat burgers I'm more than ready to tackle whatever life has to throw at me!"