You see honey there's this place, I go to on the internet sometimes.
<What kind of place?
A place I go to talk about my thoughts
<What kind of thoughts
Oh boy, ok so you know how sometimes you have intrusive thoughts? Like you look at a scab and wonder what would taste like and you gag and almost throw up?
<Yea, ew
Ok well uh, sometimes I look at Dora the Explorer and I wonder what SHE would taste like, and uh
<You're a PEDOPHILE?
Well, honey, honey, dear, I, look these are THOUGHTS and
<GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER YOU'RE SICK! YOU SICK FUCK! DORA THE EXPLORER IS A LITERAL CHILD!!!! *pots and pans fly*