How big do you think Supermans cock is? I'm watching the original superman movie. The part where supermans dad gives him a pep talk is really powerful to me, probably because I don't have a great relationship with mine.

@Jazzy_Butts My question is why doesn't his steel rod impale her and kill her when they have sex
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@get Here's how I figure it, there's og versions of superman where he has super control over every cell in his body, even bone, and he can shift his bones and muscles to basically shapeshift. He's used it several times as a disguise. So I think he could use the same super control to fuck, and cum, at nonlethal speeds.

@Jazzy_Butts @get
simpler answer: superman turns back into clark kent while naked
so he turns into softie simpboi who only does the slow rubs instead of beastly, womb-destroying thrusts.


my headanon says supes has a small peen anyway - dude's been wearing the same tights for decades and i've yet to see a fucking bulge
@Jazzy_Butts @get
also reminder that sexing supes is bestiality, he isn't human
@errante @Jazzy_Butts @get idk its small enough i've never seen its shape despite the fucking spandex
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