The second tenant of the Church of The Trench: After nothingness, be joyous. You're meant to be joyous, I'm meant to be joyous, all together, united. We're not meant to fight, and argue amongst ourselves, we're meant to celebrate, and to be joyous. We should be cheering together about life, but we're not. Sometimes things go wrong, sometimes there's nothing to cheer about. In moments of darkness as in moments of light we can feel the power of The Trench, its depth, its crushing, all encompassing, absolute, pressure. From all angles there is pressure upon you in The Trench, and the deeper you go, the haeder it will be. So celebrate hard, to make up for the pain.

"We give these unto The Trench, our sins, Amen"