I really want to nut inside at least one woman and get her pregnant (to completion, she has the kid instead of aborting it), but ideally I'd like to do it multiple times, with either one or multiple women. I'd like to be a based dad. This is what it would be like if Jazzy was a parent:
Year 0-3
When the baby cries address it asap always
Never let the baby "cry it out" (you monster)
Never put off changings and cleanings
Never withhold food or strike the baby (you sick fucks)
Keep all dangerous objects out of reach and all outlets covered and cabinets locked, get all baby safe furniture and get rid of all your old dangerous shit
Feed the baby healthy food not like mnms and shit
Don't put on halloween masks and fuck with the baby by scaring it and shit
No brain numbing media, only hand puppet adventures and shit until they're older, music is fine
I think that about covers it, and so that's the start of how I'd raise a baby, next as they aged I wouldn't home school them because I don't want them to turn out weird, but I would definitely put them in a private school that wasn't shit. Got learn all that learnin, help them with flash cards and memory games and encouragement and all that stuff. And when they freak out, don't you freak out, but don't be so distant that you seem like a douchebag. That pretty much covers it until they're like 16-20, then it's time for the deep life stuff, like death and letting go and shit. Get them nice and ready so they don't freak the fuck out when you die. Want the seed to do well after the fact, and do well with its own.