Man, I really thought today would be the day God gave me a gf, of a bf who takes the place of a gf (we will break Deuteronomical law, and I will lay with him as I would with a woman) 
@Jazzy_Butts Why today? 
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@sandy@youjo.love
@Jazzy_Butts Did you try to find one?
@sandy I'm trying by making public posts and hoping a girl sees them and then reads more of my posts and giggles and then says "awww" and thinks to herself "I can fix him" and she sees I have classy taste in movies and stuff and it's not jusy all lolis and femboys and dog cocks (I'm a philosopher)
@Jazzy_Butts @sandy the devious tomato method
