Hello PLAIN WOMAN who WORKS HARD, you're a QUEEN and I will TREAT YOU like the QUEEN YOU ARE! Others don't appreciate you like they should, you have to deal with so much, let me get you a drink and rub your feet silently while you watch shows on your tablet. I'll listen to music with headphones and just vibe while I rub your feet so you don't feel awkward while you watch your show (unless you want me to listen to the show with you so we have something to talk about later)
Yo ladies you can NOT tell me you don't want to at least TRY the Jazzy Rescue Mission, you can totally fix me