Bringing back psychic gf:
pgf: *snuggles up on me* What's wrong?
me: just lonely, feeling unloved
pgf: I love you though!
me: pgf you're just an aspect of my imagination, you don't count
pgf: *scowls at me* it's not nice to say people don't count bae
me: ugh you're right, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling positive right now
pgf: I forgive you...I wish I could give you real cuddles
me: me too pgf, because if I don't get some cuddles soon irl I might go insane
pgf: Oh noooo don't go insane!
me: I might, I'm gonna have no say in it, I'll just go crazy
pgf: nooooooooooooo :C
me: well if I don't get cuddles I might, it's not normal to not get cuddles, humans didn't evolve that way
pgf: *nods in agreement but doesn't really understand*