I am going to kiss an underage boy on the mouth
@palletjack That's legal, as long as the kiss "isn't sexual"
@Jazzy_Butts ew it's legal? nvm then....
@palletjack I think it's legal to kiss a child anywhere on their body as long as it's "not sexual" otherwise how would rabbis be able to suck baby penises every day all over the world
@Jazzy_Butts @palletjack seperation of church and state, theyre outside the law
@bitterblossom @palletjack The catch is it has to be an established religion, which means it needs like hundreds of thousands of followers, otherwise it can be classified as a cult, and then it can be waco-ed
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@bitterblossom @palletjack So you can start a new religion but you have to be verrey verrrry popular and powerful before you can do whatever you want. Even scientology is having trouble and they have millions of followers.
scoentology is only successful bc they use EVERY dorty cult trick in the book and focus on recruiting actual elites and rich people to siphon money from, and completely blackmail and brainwash everyone they can. theyre the poster child of evil not-so-secret cult.
the masonic cult is more inpressive by far, and has actually managed to maintain its secrecy while having its fingers interlocked with an insane demographic of business leaders and other affluents, and unlike scientology, the masons have offshoots like the shriners who have a good rep for childrens hospitals and fundraising good causes.