If you were Brian Griffin, and Stewie Griffin opened up his gaped butthole and asked you to fuck it, would you? (Remember you're a dog and have no morals, once instinct kicks in you're a slave to it, doesn't matter that you can talk, still a dog)

@Jazzy_Butts being a dog and being therefore more sensitive to smells ... No.

You ever actually smell the scent of intestines? Of end-stage digestion, not the mere stench of compressed feces and ammonia?

It's nasty bro.

That would offend my dog nose. And also the boy smells would not be flipping my red rocket power switches.
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@bitterblossom Lol smells fine to me, like an open sewer grate :nagatoro_flustered:

@Jazzy_Butts as someone who worked hazmat and has literally trudged through centuries old sewage poo, cruise ships' blackwater tanks, and the fucking drainage system in a facility that deals with dairy....

No. Open sewer grate in the street is preferable to the smell of fresh butt juices. The rotten dairy sumps are worse though.

@bitterblossom Tbh that's why I only do ass play with: Saline enemas, fasting, a shaved butt, etc.

@Jazzy_Butts going for the whole kit and kaboodle is extensive time investment. Not eating for at least a day or two, repeated enemas... De-hairing is just a hassle not even laser hair removal is permanent.

To make it worth it then you gotta have another day or two off work to have your fun and then recover...

Just do the easy I used to do: lots of lube and a butt plug all day to fiddle with in the bathroom.
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