order pizza
dude actually has gps on
dude turns onto my street, i step outside, he immediately turns down a side street.

dude just sits in front of someone else's house for ten minutes. i smoke an entire cigarette, waiting. then he starts honking bc nobody is coming out of the house hes sitting on.

so i get to yell at the idiot, loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.

needless to say, he didn't get the decent tip i was going to give, just the small change.

@bitterblossom I was taught to check the number on the mailbox or house, it really pissed me off when people didn't have their number visible.