He'll be all like "I'm ugly" and I'll be all like "Nah, you're beautiful" and it'll feel like the first time I "be'd myself" because I'm not just saying it to get something and I actually mean it, then he will swoon and will say "Nobody tells me that..." and I'll go, "Well that doesn't mean it's not true" and then we fall in love and get gay married and his parents are either cool with it or they're big mad because I'm almost as old as the dad