Me talking to my psychic gf:
>Ughhh I had such a hard day
<Aw, tell me about it baby
>Well first I (tells her about day and errends and people)
<No wonda youah tiy-owd!!!! You been busy!
>*Sigh* you don't have to pretend to be retarded right now I'm not in the mood
<*Noms my cheek* I'm ACTUALLY retarded! Who said I was pretending!? *Tackles me with cuddles*
>Ahhh call the orderlies get the thorzine the retard is attacking me ahhh!!
*Both relax giggling and cuddling, I am feeling much better thanks to her love*