If I had been cool, I could have had some hot hocky gorl vagina. I bet she stank good when she got off the ice. She had stringy hair because she was a greasy hardcore bitch (the sexy kind). The kind of girl who, if she was a pedobabysitter and you were a lb, would smoke weed with you and become possessive and borderline abusive but the sex would be good and you'd get married when you grew up and people would comment on the age difference but they never knew about your secret relationship origins.