@Sudodeme I've been practicing recently, I got the idea from watching Norm MacDonald, I'll start bullshitting a person about some historical figure that I just made up, and then they'll be invested and I end it right away so I don't feel bad. Mid description I'll just say "I made all that up". We usually have a good laugh, had one person get butthurt about it once but they just squirmed they didn't say anything confrontational.
@Sudodeme Just make up words and facts, it's fun lol
@Sudodeme I try to keep it lighter than Richard Clock
https://youtu.be/pbnJFQ5pnog?si=dPVN8roOFsjxeKME
@Sudodeme Example: Hey did you hear about that guy Jimmy Hawk? No? Oh, well there was a meme about him and tony hawk because of his last name but they're not related, anyway, he made this new kind of shoe but apparently the leather he uses is from an endangered or threatened I guess, whatever the term is, kind of anteater. Yea the deciduous biurnal anteater, it's in south america or something.
And it can go on indefinitely really. But I would feel bad if I dragged it out too long.