@Jazzy_Butts But I mean, a fair bit of the toy fund was consumables, so I've spent like 2 grand on toys, but don't exactly have 2 grand worth of toys, y'know. Cause like, lube n shit. Then, some of Tenga's shit is disposable, which was helpful as a horny kid tryna hide the shit, but probably more expensive long term.

@Sudodeme @Jazzy_Butts when you said 2 grand in sex toys i was imagining the scene from the kick ass movie adaptation where the soldier dad gets all his guns

@degen @Jazzy_Butts Pretty much. I got like a big ass plastic tote full. Then a few I keep handy by my bed.

Not to brag, but I'm entirely certain I could bludgeon someone to death with at least 2 of the toys I own. And that's just the ones that wouldn't break doing it. You could probably manage with a wand, but it would break, and that's no fun. The other ones, just give em a good sterilization and they're good to go again.

@Sudodeme @Jazzy_Butts youre such a fucking faggot
jeez louise
its impressive

i think you might outfag dave there if you started constantly posting about how much you want to be used and owned

@degen @Jazzy_Butts I mean, I've got some fleshlights too, they're just not really comparable to weapons. Too soft, you just kinda thwap people and they look at you funny. Plenty of emotional damage, just nothing lethal.

@degen @Jazzy_Butts Although, now that I think about it, you could probably smother somebody with one of those full fake asses.

@Sudodeme@pawoo.net @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club the only toy I bought was a strap-on bc the host at the restaurant I worked at wanted to have sex with her girlfriend and wasn't old enough to buy one. I always think about buying them, but I get too embarrassed

@rachey @Jazzy_Butts I have virtually no shame. If you're ever looking for recs, the Viben
Obsession is great. It's basically a classic wand style vibe, but the lowest setting is as strong as the max on a hitachi. Thing ain't exactly quiet though. It does absolutely work as a normal massager as well as an intimate one too. I give it a good cleaning before switching from one to the other, but it's great for a sore neck or calves. Tenga eggs are pretty good too. Surprisingly unisex.

@rachey @Jazzy_Butts They're disposable strokers, which doesn't make you think unisex, but there's a neat trick you can do with them to make them be. You can flip them inside out, and you have a soft, pliant, textured surface to rub against relevant anatomy. So even if you don't have the ween it was intended for, it's still a pretty good buy. And they're both unassuming and like I said, disposable, so if you get hit with some shame, you can just toss them.