Random guy: Hey Jazzy! *is black*
Me: LIGHTEN IT
Random guy: W-what?
Me: YOUR SKIN. LIGHTEN IT.
Random guy: *cries*
Me: *Sits down, makes a face* Heh chief, what's this about.... you're upset because I told you to lighten your skin...huh?
Random guy: *Through choked up tears* Y-Yeah, I just wanted to be friends, b-but you hate me wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Oh no, no no no no no oh no no no no no, I don't hate you, I hate the world, and you just happen to be apart of the world, and so I'll say all kinds of nasty horrible downright mean things to you to hurt your feelings.
Random guy: S-so you don't actually want me to lighten my skin?
Me: Oh no I do because it's fucking disgusting, I can barely make out your fucking facial features they all just blend into the darkness.
Random guy: *Cries again*
Me: God damnit, soft people, you will never survive as a nigger, there's much meaner people than me out there BOY, so suck it up, act white, marry a black woman, get in whiteys good grace and prove you're not a despicable animal who humiliates the white man by accepting the advances of his disgusting wretched pale crickety white bitch. Can you do that? Can you do that Tyrone?
Random guy: My names Alan....
Me: Well Tyrone Alan, can ya do that?
Tyrone Alan: I don't know....what if the white bitch is really fine??
Me: Well Tyrone Alan, if you really want me to hate you, I mean especially you, Tyrone Alan, you should participate in race fetishism. But if you want me to respect you, then you should feel enough shame to keep away from that white booty, and even give the bitch a smack for coming onto you, a black man, black and proud Tyrone Alan, Black and Proud, that's what you need to be. Do not sully your black dick on white mans women.
Tyrone Alan: I think I understand now, thankyou for showing me the way!
Me: Well, it's nothing, I try, now run along Tyrone Alan, I have a woman who is exactly 85% white and 15% black just like me,and she's expecting me. Birds of a feather Tyrone Alan! Remember that! Birds of a Feattthhhhheeeeeerrrrrrr *my voice trails off as I ascend into the sky in my hot air balloon.*
Tryine Alan: That man is truly wise *while looking up into the sky*