Me: Would you guys tell my ex she's a bad person for cheating on me, if you could?
Good frens: Absolutely Jazzy if we knew that bitch she'd be getting an earfull, you're a great guy with a great, and normal, penis, who this bitch traumatized and now you can't even fuck right anymore!! You have fuck anxiety! You can't fuck right! You get all panicky and stare off into space and think about killing! That's not how sex is supposed to work!!