Them: Hey what ya cookin?
Me: Human steaks!
Them: Ewww, that's unacceptable!!
Me: It's ok they were a bad person!
Them: Hmmmm I guess that's alright...but
Me: But?
Them: I don't wanna eat a bad person, what if their bad essence becomes a part of me??
Me: Hmmmm, you know what, that's a good point
Then: Yea bad people probably taste all stringy and tough anyway
Me: Hmmm I didn't think about that
Them: What if we ate a bad baby??
Me: I don't think babies can be bad...
Them: Oh...
Me: Ok well let's give these steaks to the dog then
Them: WHAT IF THEY MAKE THE DOG BAD?
Me: You're right I forgot about that!
Them: We can't bury them, what if they make the earth bad!
Me: Maybe we should burn them?
Both of us at the same time: WHAT IF IT MAKES THE ATMOSPHERE BAD???
Me: Space
Them: Space?
Me: We launch them into space! Space can't absorb stuff, so their essence can't make space bad!
Them: Ok, that's a good idea!
Me: Nice! *Walks away from mirror*