@zoocat@tooters.fun If I knew their laws couldn't touch me because I was a child I'd be stripping naked in public and pulling buttplugs out of my ass and I would have yelled "WOOOHOOO I'M A CHILD COME FUCK MY CHILD ASS WOOOOOO CALLING ALL PEDOPHILES" *points directly at man eating with his family in the food court* "THIS GUY'S A PEDOPHILE I CAN TELL, HEY GUY FUCK MY ASS! MY CHILD ASS IS HELPLESS AGAINST YOUR BIG DICK AHHHH!"