Fiction/Fantasy
The most beautiful woman ever, your wife, smiling as she pulls the handle on the trap door of the gallows. The ugly little THING (scarcely can be called human) drops through the floor pulling the rope taught.
Her: *Squeels with delight* Did I do it right Daddy!?
You: Mmmhmmm *big smile* you did it JUST right baby girl! That jerk's SWINGIN'! Haha!
Her: God I never thought we could make a difference, but we really changed things, didn't we?
You: You know it, fuck yea babygirl. These punks, these sick fucks thought they could tell us what to do, that they could tell YOU what to do.
Her: *Pouts then giggles*
You: Haha, we showed 'em, now we're the ones in fuckin charge, and things couldn't be better!
Her: The trains are on time!!!
You both double over laughing while the predatory scum hangs in the wind behind you.
Fiction/Fantasy
Later on at the bar
Her: Daddy that man tried to get me to fuck him!!!
You: Oh DID he now? *Nice and loud so the whole bar can hear*
Her: Yea Daddy he's not from around here so he don't know us! *giggles*
You: Well this IS shapin' up to be the ball poppin'est night, isn't it?
The mans torso was found in a ditch that Monday.