I hate people so much because of how they act but I still get lonely. I just wish I had a female/male partner (male is fine if I can put it in his pooper) who felt the same as me, they haaate people but love me, I'm the exception for her rule, just like she's for mine. We'll both HAAAATE people together!! We'll love eachother though. People will call us "those assholes" or "that asshole couple" or "those jerks". We will talk about how people are scum and evil and are polluting the planet, we will talk about how you need to go vegan and then we will eat meat on cheat days (every day will be a cheat day). We will start a homestead. We will make a van home. We will restore nike sneakers. We will do urban crafts. We will only drink artisinal coffee. We will criticize YOUR coffee, but as a way to help, we're being helpful.